Anyway, I turned and saw this enticing Toll House chocolate chip cookie box sitting on the table behind the circ desk, with lurid cookie pics all over it, and for a moment thought, "Oh! A gift for ME? For making the Library so awesome?" But no, upon closer inspection it was filled with dirty, greasy old combination padlocks the kids didn't want anymore, or left on their lockers, or something.
This is what the end of the school year is like, though. Everyone madly trying to dump a bunch of crap on somebody else before they leave for summer break.