I was kind of surprised to see those Sweet Valley High bitches again. I thought they were long gone and forgotten.
I love the utterly pathetic "All Alone In the 8th Grade" cover, with that forcedly cheerful nerd girl in her purple gym shorts. She is BEGGING to get her ass kicked.
What's that? Oh, why yes, I DID make those beaded tassels myself. I'm gay, and we know how to do stuff like that.