|Grainy cell phone photo, but you can see this little fellow is clearly an unnatural freak|
On the way out to my truck this morning I passed a small herd of snails making their ponderous way toward the pool. One of them was set a little apart from the others, and I noticed right away that it was offensively different from its fellows. Instead of the normal gray, this one snail was a horrid, god-cursed milky yellow-white. With just a hint of a greenish tinge. Exactly the color of glow-in-the-dark stuff, know what I mean?
I crouched down beside it and hissed, "You make me SICK."
Then I took pictures of it and left for work.