Then Joan and her bony, bitchy cohorts vote on which vapid celebrity wore it best.
Well, in the library we were discarding an encyclopedic set of books about "peoples of the world" or some shit like that, and I happened across this picture and thought, "OMG, that is EXACTLY like 'Bitch Stole My Look!'"
If you ask me, the woman on the far right wore it best. Why? Because she obviously saw her gal pals stealing her look, and ditched her own shawl/mosquito netting. She probably stuffed it angrily behind a cactus. The lack of it shows off her figure better, and besides, the two shrouded ladies look like amputees.
Our diva on the far right took a fashion risk that sets her apart from those other bitches, and for that I applaud her.