ME: You always look at me like that when I’m getting ready to go out. Are you trying to make me feel guilty?

DOG: Huh? No, that’s not what this is about.

ME: Then what?

DOG: Well, what ELSE am I supposed to watch? You’re my only entertainment.

ME: What about Anthony? Go stare at him some.

DOG: He’s in the bathroom. Door shut.

ME: Sigh…

     Want me to turn the TV on for you?

DOG: You know I don’t perceive anything interesting in the flashings on that stupid box. I just… I dunno. I don’t get it.

ME: I know, I know, I’m sorry. Forget I said anything.

DOG: Huff…


ME: Hey, does my hair look weird in back?

DOG: Why do you ask me things like that?

ME: I’m sorry. I’ll go look in the mirror.

DOG: You do that.


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